I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't

Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking

by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023

I'm a meme

Used to make fun of yourself in a playfull manner, or to make the conversation your having less awkward

"Haha- I'm a meme, right?"

by Winter is the best season June 30, 2020

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d August 30, 2015

I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation

Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.

by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023

I'm fine

A common phrase used by women, specifically young women, indicating that they are indeed, not fine, and you're too blind to see it.

Alice: Hey girl, you good?
Kylee: I'm fine, don't worry about me.
Alice: You sure? You don't seem okay.
Kylee: Don't worry about me! I said I'm fine!

by #Theworldisending January 18, 2022

I'm great.

Another Lie used by some people who actually try to hide what they feel

Ex:
" Hey how are you? "

" I'm great. "

by Bismo Bon Bon December 24, 2020