3:00 AM

3:00 AM is the witching hour, when the devil, demons, and ghosts are at it's strongest. Some say if you wake up at this hour, somebody is watching you. Another thing is, there might be footsteps, unusually loud. And theres a legend that if you do something, ex: talking to Siri, playing games, making something, could result in something unusually frightening.

Johnny: What time is it?
Bill: 3:00 AM
Johnny: Oh
(Demon kills them both)
Demon: Shit.

by ESDUBAYY 38 May 15, 2018

Modern Warfare 3

Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it, and you're like "oh man, I'm going to have to suck this thing". You brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "well, at least I got that out of the way". However, the giant cock rears its ugly head, and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this cock is penetrating your grey matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor functions. Then, the giant cock slaps you across the cheek and knocks you out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.

That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.

Gamer 1: hey have you seen the new Modern warfare 3? it looks sick!

Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.

Gamer 1: Preordered!

Gamer 2: Faggot. You should get battlefield 3 instead.

by Mystical-nub-cake July 25, 2011

Half Life 3

1. A game by Valve yet to be announced.
2. To describe something as highly unlikely and wanted by a lot of people.

1. Half Life 3 on Steam: $33.33
2. Jesus' second coming is officially Half Life 3.

by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 21, 2019

Dark Souls 3

In the past Souls games there was this thing called hollowing which caused you to lose some features as well as some of your max hp when you died. Dark Souls 3 throws this out the window and death doesn't have any effect outside of losing souls.
Unfortunately the map designers knew this and designed the game knowing that you could die as many times as you like. Absolutely wonderful.

"Dark Souls 3's areas make me wanna die"

by WackusAddictus July 14, 2021

perfectly done <3

Some stupid thing on social media that people say to show they did something perfectly!

I’m not gonna say-perfectly done <3

by Bdbdndndndnd December 3, 2021

Trujilations 22:3

Gotta cheat on her A$AP cus it’s tellin yo girl that you get no bitches.

Yo my girl doesn’t even check my phone homie, nah dawg you gotta cheat on that hoe cause she knows you ain’t got side bitches. Trujilations 22:3

by IChickenWaffleI April 30, 2021

U-3

(ECONOMICS) Total unemployed, as a percent of the civilian labor force (official unemployment rate). Does not include discouraged workers. Also referred to as "headline unemployment" because it is the statistic reported in the news.

The US Bureau of Labor Statistics regularly publishes six estimates of unemployment. The others are U-1, U-3, U-4, U-5, and U-6. Eurostat publishes one monthly estimate of unemployment for the European Union, which is approximately midway between U-3 and U-4.

The unemployment statistics for the USA are collected through a monthly Current Population Survey (CPS) (also known as the household survey) and an establishment survey.

U-3 is the official unemployment rate in the USA; it excludes passive jobseekers (people who are just looking for available job openings without applying). Passive jobseekers are counted as part of the labor force in Europe, but not in the USA. Prior to the 2008 economic crisis, this caused unemployment rates in the USA to be about 1% lower than they would have been if the BLS had used European methods of estimating.

by Abu Yahya July 17, 2010