Skip to main content

Youtube Soundclash

When two or more participants take turns playing youtube videos to each other, purposefully trying to outdo the last video each time
'Yo Harry and me were youtube soundclashing till the early hours last night, I well murked him with that Michael Jackson video'

also

'hey Pete that video's funny, but have you seen this one before'
'oh, it's on! the Youtube Soundclash is on!'
mugGet the Youtube Soundclash mug.

youtube

Online video sharing site, owned by THE MIGHTY GOOGLE.
Youtube has videos. Yes it does.
by Bean945 October 10, 2006
mugGet the youtube mug.

YouTuberculosis

A condition that arises when one spends a large amount of time bumming around on YouTube. This implies randomly looking for videos and wasting time rather than trying to find something or doing something useful.
Joe: Damn, what happened to Chris? I heard he got a bad case of YouTuberculosis and watched videos about trampoline accidents for three hours yesterday?

Dan: I know, he didn't want to go to the bar and watch the game because he was on YouTube!
by AnotherAnonymous July 3, 2007
mugGet the YouTuberculosis mug.

Youtube atheist

Someone who trolls the internet denouncing religion because he viewed a few videos on Youtube about evolution and religion. Typically 13-18 years old.
Youtube atheist: you're all retard for believing in god!! evolution disproved god!! LOL
Regular atheist: Evolution says nothing about God. Must be a youtube atheist.
by Johnathon Matthews December 6, 2012
mugGet the Youtube atheist mug.

Misspent Youth

Said of oneself by a (usually older) person when they demostrate in front of unsuspecting onlookers a physical skill that belies their innocent looks or background. Such a skill usually reveals experience with a seedy, suspicious, questionable, or possibly illegal activty. Its a humorous self-deprecating confession of sorts that this skill was acquired by having practiced it in their youth; whether that's actually true or not.
Example 1: An old guy helping a stranger (who has locked their keys in their car) quickly jimmies the door open with the dexterity of a professional car thief.
Stranger: You made that look easy?
Old Guy: Misspent youth.

Example 2: A tiny old man steps up to a pool table puts his bet down then proceeds to clear the table to everyones amazement. As he pockets his winnings.
Amazed onlooker: How'd you do that?
Old Guy: Misspent youth.
by 143yerosha September 24, 2014
mugGet the Misspent Youth mug.

Youtube Safari

When you start on one video then hit the link to a related video and then another related video until you've been on youtube for five hours when you started out looking at a panda sneezing and end up with some guy talking about reptilan aliens disrupting the human race's ultimate evolution to ascend to the 4th dimension.
"Hahahaha that baby panda is hilarious! Oooh, whats this video?" *four and a half hours later* "ZOMG! my mind is blown by how everyone in power is a shape-shifting reptilian! What a Youtube Safari!"
by Snakes_In_Flight February 28, 2010
mugGet the Youtube Safari mug.

youtube

An addictive site for videos. Nowadays it's clogged up with pointless ads from vevo and mainstream music. By broadcasting videos, people have gained fame that they may or may not deserve. It's still a pretty good site though.
I think I'll go and watch some random videos on youtube.
by Don'tsayIdidn'twarnyou December 20, 2010
mugGet the youtube mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email