Your Mum's abortion was a fail.

Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.

"That was a fail."
"Your mum's abortion was a fail."

(Can be replaced with "Your dads condom..")

by atlweightlesslover March 10, 2011

Your mum triple gey

Your mum triple gey

Hey tony your mum triple gey *tony dies*

by Ookkk May 21, 2018

Your mum buys Avon

Scottish Insult, used to counter the fatal "your dad sells avon" insult. Use this insult wisely.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck tae min you wee dodger, yer da sells avon get tae"
Scottish Boy 2: "Shup bro, your mum buys avon so shut it"
Scottish Boy: Ended

by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018

Your mum gay

What your mom is.

Person 1- Hey your mum gay.
Person 2- What does that mean?
Person 1- It means your mom is gay.

by This is totally Gavin April 21, 2019

your mum still live in a tent

Used in lil pumps Gucci gang to show that someones mum still live in a tent.

Your mum still live in a tent

by Lil seagull December 6, 2017

your mum on acid

An extension to the popular 'your mum' or 'your momma' insult. Can be used to shoot down those with a poor repatoir of retorts.

Dan: Fuck you!
Tim: Your Mum!
Dan: Your Mum: On acid.

by James Stenhouse February 26, 2004

Your mum gay 69

Basically this word means, your mum didn't love you from day 1, she should have swallowed you instead of taking you in the wrong hole, your dad has now turned into a hillbilly because he found out not only is your mum selling crack but she sells it in many different packages that should not be discovered, I hope this word helps in the near future when your family actually explain the truth.

You what, your mum gay 69, you killed me in Minecraft Dungeon

by RickyBerwick June 3, 2020