Wombat

The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.

Oh fuck, is that a wombat? We are all doomed...

by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020

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wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.

Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."

by Broskiii December 3, 2009

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he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

by oldmate694life March 7, 2023

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Wombated

When someone puts their ass in another persons face when they are sleeping.

Gio: "Did you see that Jeff wombated Dominick???"

Aaron: "YEAH! Is that why Joe went up to the front of the bus to distract the driver so he wouldn't be able to see what's going on?"

by really_big_dick August 9, 2010

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Wombat

A person (often male) who perceives themself as soft and adorable as well as quirky and random. These people are typically morbidly obese and often reflect their short comings onto others. They tend to view any disagreement as being either racial or homophobic.

Wow, r/askreddit is full of wombats, get them the fuck out!

by jaden_thunder_balls September 19, 2021

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