A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022
A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.
Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."
by blitzmid123 February 16, 2023
An indescribable feeling of loneliness paired with constantly questioning your self worth and happiness
by Mxwg June 04, 2019
The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone
by Crissythumbs June 09, 2023
Da intensely-unhappy/stressed/fidgety "I really miss dat" feelings dat you get when someone pulls out the clip-fed Glock from yer holster and replaces it wif a simple rotary-cylinder revolver dat allows you fewer shots per loading, and dat you hafta tediously load da shells one-by-one 'steadah just dropping da empty clip and sliding in a full one.
Madea would definitely suffer MAJOR "automatic withdrawal" if da authorities took away her Glock pistol so dat she couldn't "get da gotters" anymore.
by QuacksO September 27, 2021
by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018
The feeling of absence of a friend named kiri when she goes from for the holidays and your apartment is empty.
I am experiencing a kiri withdrawal.