Wipe The Floor

1. (verb) To defeat a person during a verbal debate.

Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.

Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.

by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010

Squad Wipe

When Rahym needs a whole squad to wipe his ass

"Aw man me and my family have to give rahym a squad wipe, I'll trade later"

by Joenuts567 April 30, 2021

wiping with leaves

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.

I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!

by Squirrel nest 4000 December 19, 2015

wipe of bung

Toilet paper, plain and simple.
You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).

Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.

{Eric}: Hey Martha, can you please get me some wipe of bung out of the cabinet just outside the bathroom? I'd get it myself but I just took a plop and I'm still sitting on the shitbowl.

by Telephony December 9, 2020

Hoodlum Wipe

The process of breaking someone's spirit by first swiping your grundle or anus with your finger, followed by placing it into someone's ear.

David: "Damn it, Matias could you please stop giving me Hoodlum Wipe's! My ear feels like it's getting an infection"

by Matias the mysterious September 18, 2011

Edmunds Wipe

Standing up to wipe your backside with one leg placed on the toilet seat and wiping from back to front.

I managed to front flip while doing an Edmunds wipe.

by Greennikotee April 11, 2020

Ass wipe

This word is used to define someone who is either A. Being a dick because you won't give in quick enough or B. Someone who is just a plain asshole.

Hey, you fucking ass wipe!
I'm on my period ass wipe!

by Tenorsax chick December 1, 2013