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James Wesley the third

Is what happened when James plus ur mom.......also weird, sometimes annoying, crazy 😜 funny, dishonest,, gamers , grounded for life
by OEididiiriekdkjdiekksks February 13, 2019
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Wesley

People named Wesley are the sexiest people around, they always brighten up your day and turn you on just by listening to their voice or seeing their body or face. They have the most amazing singing voice that can make you nut in just a second and also are incredibly smart. Just having them tutor you for an hour will help your grades go up by 15 percent. They are exceptionally good at math and science and always get full marks in tests. Especially in EOY English tests. They have the sexiest Moustaches and are the tallest and manliest and hottest men out there. They are most compatible with Ruth's but they are extremely weak against Marcy's and Tasty's.
Person 1: Oh my god is he a Wesley? I heard they're very nice in bed. Person 2: He's mine don't even look at him. Person 1: Keep dreaming we both know we have no chance with him because we're not a Ruth.
by Wesleyissexy October 15, 2023
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Talking like a Wesley

When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.
"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."
by Spacewrangler October 19, 2015
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wesley keen

soccer asshole who likes to perv on girls and get fucked in the ass
Man that dude over there is such a Wesley Keen.
by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018
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Wesley

Aims to disappoint Taylor as a 24/7 gig…also sucks at guessing bingo themes
Me: Hey Wesley what’s the bingo theme?

Wesley: pumpkin
by Xxtot October 3, 2022
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Dirty Wesley

When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.
Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024
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wesley wade mchan

Wesley Wade Mchan is a smart hot guy and and is a FREAK IN THE SHEETS everyone loves him and is a super amazing guy
I had sex with Wesley Wade Mchan last night and it was heaven
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