California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.

Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts

by The4house January 30, 2022

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Pauly Walnuts syndrome

a disorder arising when an aging bachelor spends too much time alone and ends up being chatty to the point of annoyance.

I wish Uncle Schlomo would get laid already... every time I see him, it takes a half hour to extract myself...
he's got a bad case of Pauly Walnuts Syndrome!

by TaurusDude999 December 26, 2023

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Thick as a walnut

Absolutely thick and juicy like a walnut

Woah dude this dildo is thick as a walnut

by Jambone March 11, 2022

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Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.

Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.

by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023

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space walnut

some sort of insult in Steven Universe, introduced in the episode "Gem Harvest".

Only used once after Greg confessed to his cousin Andy that he changed his family name from Demayo to Universe.

Steven: "what's a Demayo?"
Andy: "Andy Demayo, Greg Demayo, Steven Demayo. We're the Demayos."
Greg: "actually, we're, uhm, the Universes now."
Andy: "YOU SPACE WALNUT! you didn't even kept your family name! But you go around giving family property out like candy on some kind of candy giving out holiday?!"

by Smartass2 June 14, 2017

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