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Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.
Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.
by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011
mugGet the Walmart earsmug.

Walmart Phobia

A phobia of Walmart. I have it it means you fucking scared of Walmart and have panic attacks when you go
“I have Walmart phobia
by “Little Z Vert” June 9, 2018
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walmart brand

1. A word that identifies an object as cheap, or poor quality. This word is commonly used when talking about skateboards or cloathing.
2. This word is also used for non-name brand skateboards or clothing.
John-"Where'd you get that ninja turtle brand skateboard?"
Adam-"im not telling you"
John-"Hey let me try this board out"
Adam-"Okay"
John-"OMG this skateboard is so HEAVY and the grip tape doesn't work!"
John-"OMG when i did a board slide the skateboard cracked in half and it hurt my nuts!"
John-"God, this must be a walmart brand skateboard!"
by rohan man May 17, 2006
mugGet the walmart brandmug.

walmart ass

A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.
by jmack February 25, 2003
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walmart peso

US dollar. As the US dollar continues to lose value, it becomes synonymous with the cheap crap from Walmart. Used mainly by Canadians.
"Sorry, we don't take Walmart pesos.", server telling American tourist in a Toronto bar.
by DFisherman January 6, 2009
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WalMart minute

approximately 45 minutes; equivalent to the amount of time it takes to run into WalMart and purchase one or two items.
Sorry, kids, dinner will be ready in a WalMart minute--I burnt the frozen pizza.
by norawebster December 19, 2008
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Walmart Fabio

A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.

His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.

I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!

Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019
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