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When You're High

The only time (besides when you're drunk)where everything you hear/say is fucking hilarious (to you).
High Guy: Dude, this bag of Cheetos is going to fuck a your mom

Dude: That's only funny when you're high...
by Entr' Acte November 19, 2009
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whens the next olympics?

A coded message asked by a bi-curious male seeking a potential prospect for a homo erotic adventure.
-Hey Ray, nice crocs.
-Thanks, whens the next olympics?
by maho11ywood January 21, 2010
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when the party's over

the best song ever made. its by our queen bil go stream it ly all byeeee hahah xxx <3
how many times have u streamed when the party's over already?
- like a couple million times
by renata bliss o'connell March 12, 2020
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when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.
I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.
by jsd9632 February 21, 2012
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when $400 is worth it

The thug shot the man but was dumb strucken when the bullet was just lodged in the man's new $400 dollar leather jacket that was bullet proof.
by scannerfish August 30, 2005
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When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi
*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*
by Blackstump November 13, 2003
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When Elliot dies

Nooooooooooo the coding super cool flying small person named Elliot is gone it’s time to tie the noose
No ones happy when Elliot dies
by Afklabdor June 12, 2019
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