parking lot vodka

noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.

God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.

by niggman star33 September 15, 2011

Vodka

Vodka is the favorite russian drink includes spirit and water. Normaly it's 40 or higher degrees. In Russia it's important part of meeting, love, sex and friendship. In other countries it's coctail ingridient.

Misha: Let's meet tonight sweety!
Anna: Shure honey, bring some vodka for us to make our date hot!

by Jazzy77 April 8, 2007

vodka poop

The poop you have the morning after consuming large quantities of drinks with vodka.

Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!

I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.

by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011

vodka whore

a woman who will flash her...smile for vodka

At Hammerstones last night, Erika was being such a vodka whore!

by e sizzle August 25, 2006

Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation

When a man with a twelve inch cock goes to the club looking for some action but instead downs 10 cranberry vodkas. This usually occurs on tuesday nights at the local run down club. The man with the 12 incher then is ok enough to hold a limo service from the club.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you drinking so many cranberry vodkas.
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

vodka

One of the main things that Russians drink. In Russian everyone drinks vodka like water. Vodka is very cheap in Russia, you could buy it for about a nikle a bottle.

Kosta:Andrey napelsa chevota.
Denes:Naverna on plasnool sebe vodke.

by Andre July 23, 2005

Vodkashitz

Uncontrollable loose stool resulting from drinking too much Vodka the night before. Cousin to the Tequilashitz.

Aw, man, don't go in there, we were doing shots last night, I got the Vodkashitz.

by Enchanted M April 23, 2005