vert

Short for verticle leap; such as in basketball the players jump with their verticle leap.

Dam...Michael Jordan has mad vert

by koko33 August 30, 2007

Vertigo Card Dealing

When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.

Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing

by SCRUBSBOY17 October 22, 2008

vertigrated

in reference to a 'vertically integrated' company

Oracle is pursuing it's vertigrated strategy after the Sun acquisition.

by bgold May 29, 2009

Vertical Release

when someone sits above you and attempts to release their urine, vomit, spit, or crap onto you.

1:dude! dyllan is stuck on the ladder and wont climb down!
1:hey johnny, since your on the roof do a vertical release to motivate him to come down!
3: (johnny postions himself above dyllan, pulls his pants down, and begins to attempt to drop his crap and hit dyllan while it is falling down to the ground from the roof).

by jaskey72 December 19, 2009

vertical stain

The frontal secretions left on a woman's pair of panties. A womans genital moistness on her panties. When the vagina releases it's juices onto a pair of panties and leaves a stain, a vertical stain.

My panties will have a vertical stain by the end of the day. I saw her vertical stain on her panties. He got me so wet, my panties now have a vertical stain on them.

by mannygman October 26, 2010

vertextim

to copy the text word for word, exactly what you said or texted word for word

Grace: I think tonight is karma for what I said to Meredith
Melissa: What'd you say, man?
Grace: "Hence why I was being sarcastic/joking. I guess that remark fell into the sarchasm though"
Grace: That's what I said, vertextim.

by GCC88 November 15, 2010

vertical can salute

When someone finishes a drink that comes in a can (i.e. Monster, Red Bull, Soda, Beer, etc...)and they tilt the can 90 degrees perpendicular to the walking surface (ground).

1: Just walked pass a guy doing the Vertical Can Salute.
2: Oh yeah, What was he drinking?
3: Tall can. Monster, Maybe?

by Barnhill_AM November 12, 2016