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moving the vegetables 

Drinking alcoholic beverages, specifically beer.
I went out with Brad last night and we were moving the vegetables!

digital pickled vegetables 

A TV series or talk show that is played while eating alone
omg, Beverley Wives must be my digital pickled vegetables, I watch it in the food court after class.

Dancing in her vegetables 

yeah man i was dancing in her vegetables last night it was crazy

Chill like a vegetable 

To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.
I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable

You can be my little vegetable ❤️ 

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection