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BP. hey Vagical Eruption is in Sweeden
Random man: (walks away)
by bp mcbitchin March 25, 2008
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Vatican steamer

A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.
"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"
by felixir April 1, 2009
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Vatican

The guy named "think" really isn't thinking at all. Why is the Catholic religion regarded as (hint-->)ROMAN Catholicism. Because it was founded in ROME, and when the Christians took over, the Romans simply adopted the New religion and renamed the gods and goddesses to saints and Mary Mother of God according to their tradition.
Although Rome is long dead, or so the history books say, this "Ayb" guy has some sort of point, since Catholicism does have some elements of ancient Roman culture.
by yeah right June 18, 2003
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Vagicore

A medicinal cream that you put a blob onto your hands and fingers, insert deep into your vagina and use to clean the walls of your uteris, as It pleasures you. The cream works best if you reach climax.

The cream acts as a magnet to all the impurities in your vagina. The cream, then, all comes together into a blob with all the impurities in it. After an hour, the blob hardens into a smooth, dirt clod like substance that you can simply remove with a few easy steps.

1. Lube up the lips of your vagina with any kind of regular household lubricant. KY Jelly works nicely.

2. using both your index and middle fingers on both hands, open up your vaginal walls as far as you can without hurting yourself.

3. Push the blob out slowly by constricting the muscles in your vagina.

Tips on what to do with the hardened blob:

-Feed it to your dog or cat! It'll clean out their system too (Vagicore is not responsible for death of cat or dog)
-Preserve it and keep it. It'll be worth a lot of money if or when you are famous
-Throw it out! you dont have to keep it, we're sure youll want use Vagicore again soon enough.
"Cindy hadn't been touched in so long, I knew it was time to get her some Vagicore to make sure her whistle was clean."
by Kevin and Mike December 9, 2008
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vagichasm

Vagichasm is a truley large vagina, so large that when a penus is removed during sex an echo of the sound of the penus being removed echoes back more than one time - can also occur when a dildo, banana, cucumber, or large salami is substitued for the real thing.
When I pulled my penus out of my girlfriend's vagina I could hear a vagichasm that resembled a sloshing sounding echo coming back to me.
by Lee Kirby March 8, 2008
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Vagic

Magic performed by Lesbian witches e.g. Willow and Tara in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
"Check out them lesbian witches, they're proper doing Vagic"
by Adman47 May 18, 2010
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Vagicil

Hey vagicil, get over here.
by Ari February 10, 2003
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