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Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick
by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
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Valentine's Day

Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD
Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"
by little miss secretive May 29, 2014
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Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates
by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021
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valentine's juice

Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".
She said she was on her period, but that didn't stop me from serving up some valentine's juice.
by tacobama June 4, 2016
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Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey, are you down to fuck?
Girl: I could make an exception. I mean, it IS Valentine's Day...
by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015
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Valentine's Day

The worst holiday known to single people and men in general. Also known as Single's Awareness Day
I always dread Valentine's Day because I am still single.
by GermanBob1776 January 29, 2015
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Valentine's Day

Also known as "Forever Alone Day" or "Singles Awareness Day." A day when all the single people are extra sad and all of the couples are extra clingy.
"Ugh, Valentine's day. I'm so lonely."
by Speaker 4 the Dead April 10, 2012
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