Henry the vacuum cleaner 

Is a vaccum cleaner which cleans things up. And has a face on it. :)

"Did you know that Luke p, the one that lives in Bristol, uses Henry the vaccum cleaner to clean himself up after doing you know what, sometimes it does it for him ;)" said a normal person

"Wow that's horrible, only real crazy people would do that" replied another normal person.

Henry the vacuum cleaner. We love you.

Henry the vacuum cleaner by IKNOWWHEREYOULIVEv22 March 5, 2011

fry vacuum 

when eating, the person next to you who keeps stealing your french fries can be referred to as a "fry vacuum"

Mike: "Matt, did you finish your food already?"

Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"

fry vacuum by The Keefer's 7 June 29, 2006

money vacuum 

when you spend a large amount of money on one certain person

wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum

money vacuum by awesome luke June 20, 2008

semen vacuum 

code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.

Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.

semen vacuum by DutchOven2014 January 14, 2014

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo 

This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.

Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo by icewallow_come October 2, 2020

Hoover Vacuum 

When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.

When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.

Hoover Vacuum by tsunde2009 December 18, 2008

hoover vacuum 

When a girl or guy sucks some great cock

she/he gives head like a hoover vacuum

hoover vacuum by Mr.Robare April 4, 2009