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Twit

Someone who is trusted using the very racist word, Honky or a really stupid monkey that jerks off when children are looking.
Mace: Hey man, is your dad the good Twit or a bad Twit?
Tyler: The good kind why?
Mace: He just gave really bad Twit vibes y'k?

Tyler: I get that.
Mace: Good thing he doesn't jerk off, like a really stupid monkey, when children look at him.
Tyler: Yeah I'm glad he just says honky.
by AGoodTwit July 6, 2021
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Upper-class twit

A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.
The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.

They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Twit-Brain

It's a dictionary word for a itchiness and Scratchiness brain and as well as means a annoying or silly person
I'm scratching my Twit-Brain you walnut bozo
by Kostya The Wordmaker December 3, 2024
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twit-twat kit-kat

a kit-kat made for a twit, a twat and a twit-twat
person 1: hey, want a twit-twat kit-kat?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: a kit-kat made for people like you.
by garlicisepik February 12, 2023
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Twit

A smoothed brained moron with absolutely no sense.
That guy over there thinks it’s a good idea to go sledding with a water tank, what a twit.
by Kananann December 21, 2020
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gender twit

When a person wants every word with MAN in it removed from the English language, Spanish language conjugations and all written history.
So now the gender twits want to change sign language because it's to MAN skewed!
by rockNrollTUFFguy May 8, 2018
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twitness

Derogatory term for someone whom da speaker feels is too much of a pathetic wimpy no-account to give "viable or reliable" testimony in court.
Da term "twitness" can also refer to a clueless lout who just habitually appears in court to testify at every hearing, even though he did not actually possess actual knowledge of any of said cases --- for example, in da Uncle Remus tale, "Brer Rabbit and the Calico", Brer Fox felt like a total "twitness" when --- as a result of Brer Rabbit's "trickin' him again" by showing him a sheet of paper and claiming dat it was a "sub-peena", knowing dat Brer Fox was illiterate and so he could not actually examine said page to determine whether or not it was actually an official order from da court --- he pantingly scurried over to da Fort Miller court house and was contemptuously told by da court clerk dat he was in fact NOT scheduled to testify at any hearings dat day! As he found out later, da whole thing had merely been a ruse to get Brer Fox away from his house for a while, so dat Brer Rabbit could stop by there himself and tell Brer Fox's "ol' lady" dat Brer Fox had sent her a written message (and confidently presenting her wif da very same sheet of paper as "proof" of what he was claiming, knowing dat Mrs. Fox couldn't read, either) asking her to give Brer Rabbit da sack of fresh meat dat he'd recently brought her to stash in da cool cellar for later consumption.
by QuacksO March 8, 2023
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