Flex Tweet

When you're showing off and flexing at the same time.

Emely: Ray is that new American Eagle?
Ray: Yeah let me pop the tags :k
Emely: Flex Tweet!

by Sonera June 9, 2011

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

Tweet Dat

#TweetDat
A funny Twitter game in which you attempt to get your friend to tweet something embarrassing.

How to play:
After someone says something funny, you instantly say "Tweet Dat" after.
This now means they have to tweet what they just said using the hashtag #TweetDat, no matter how embarrassing!
If they fail to tweet what they said, they are given a forfeit (typically a shaven eyebrow).
Saying "Safety" after something you just said means people cannot call "Tweet Dat" on you.

James: "Oi boys, my girlfriend said I'm shit in bed!"
Matt: "Haha, tweet dat!"
James: "Shit."

James would then tweet: "My girlfriend said I'm shit in bed #TweetDat"

by thewiseguy May 3, 2014

Viral Tweet

A "tweet" is a slang term to describe what people do on twitter when they post a message of text to their profile. If lucky enough their tweet could go viral, just like this tweet.

Damn, did you see Jeff's Viral tweet? he posted a screenshot of an urban dictionary definition he made up and is now viral.

by Jeffifunnyy April 5, 2019

Twat Tweet

A random nude picture, commonly sent through social media, that displays all or some genitalia.

"You know you can trust me with some twat tweets baby!"

Or

Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"

Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."

by Xeroe July 17, 2014

smeet tweet

When someone with a small sends a picture of their junk to a unsuspecting female.

Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "

Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "

Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "

by Monkeybutteod September 23, 2021

Tweet Tweaker

Somone obssesed with Tweeting

Person 1:"Dude that guy is always online tweeting!"

Person 2: "Yeah bro, because hes a Tweet Tweaker"

Person 1: "Oh..."

by puddin828 August 17, 2009