Flex Tweet

When you're showing off and flexing at the same time.

Emely: Ray is that new American Eagle?
Ray: Yeah let me pop the tags :k
Emely: Flex Tweet!

by Sonera June 9, 2011

tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017

Tweet-A-Thon

Tweet.a.thon; Tweetathon Tweeting like a psychopath with insanely large number of tweets within a short period of time.

"Trump's Sunday Tweet-A-Thon (tweetathon) included works of art like this stunning portrait of his head grafted onto the beefy bod of Rocky Balboa." Stephen Colbert@thelateshow , Dec. 10, 19 | v=mFau6pKVgkU

by coderiu December 10, 2019

Worm's Tweet

A phrase you use to call something that you just thought about a moment ago but instantly forgot.

Literally 5 minutes ago I knew what I wanted at the grocery store, what a Worm's Tweet!

by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020

Tweets the Trump

When someone argues with a baseless opinion or flagrant lie as fact.

Inspired by the line "quote the Raven" of Poe's 'The Raven'. It is intended to be used as a way to end the conversation with a close minded person with no prospect of having civil discussion.

"STOP THE VOTE!" tweets the Trump arguing of voter fraud.

When someone yelling at you for wearing a mask during a pandemic, simply say "Tweets the Trump" and keep on your merry way.

by Wrinkled Cheese November 7, 2020

smeet tweet

When someone with a small sends a picture of their junk to a unsuspecting female.

Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "

Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "

Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "

by Monkeybutteod September 23, 2021

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013