The scientific name of the strain of Coronavirus running rampant through the LA Dodgers organization.
Having been in the MLB Playoff Bubble in Texas since Tuesday, October 6, 2020, Justin Turner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, had finally had enough of quarantine, and took advantage of the off-day in the World Series schedule on Thursday, October 22nd, by going out and catching the 'Rona at a local bar. After a couple of days of incubation, Turner finally popped positive for the virus on Tuesday, October 27th -- now known as the official start of Turner-10. Although MLB officials were finally advised of the diagnosis, and had Turner removed from the game, Justin broke out of his new quarantine to help celebrate the World Series and spread Turner-10 to his teammates, families, and officials during the on-field ceremony.
Afterward, Turner was also seen taking a celebratory phone call from "Patient Zero" (Donald J. Trump) congratulating him on winning the World Series and becoming becoming a super-spreader of Turner-10.
Afterward, Turner was also seen taking a celebratory phone call from "Patient Zero" (Donald J. Trump) congratulating him on winning the World Series and becoming becoming a super-spreader of Turner-10.
by JB9903 October 28, 2020

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by Jacob Elder January 9, 2018

Caustic and abrasive. She is so perfect! Everybody wants to be her friend, but she doesn't want to be yours. You can find her with a couple of thumb shaped bruises, but don't worry, it's consensual.
Guy 1: BRO! Look at that girl over there...
Guy 2: She's so cool! She HAS to be Sara Turner
Guy 1: Yeah, totally. I am in love!
Guy 2: She doesn't want you
Guy 2: She's so cool! She HAS to be Sara Turner
Guy 1: Yeah, totally. I am in love!
Guy 2: She doesn't want you
by santaBBBY October 7, 2021

A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in
"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"
by Gunno 2 April 19, 2018

Mario Turner is a very nice boy. He is very sweet and very generous. He loves videos games, and talking to people.’
by girlygal633 August 6, 2019

Light turner the owner of the death note. his girlfriend mia light almost falls to his death on a ferris wheel but somehow lives and boom movie over
by Officiallightturner April 12, 2022
