"Having done no work this year I doubt I'll get into university, but whatever the future holds for me it'll probably be slightly better than killing myself now, so bring on the trumpets."
by CYBERFLIRTATIONISAWORD February 21, 2009
Get the Bring On The Trumpetsmug. I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.
by Doug the Spider May 16, 2010
Get the fuck trumpetmug. Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.
by Josh Hudes March 16, 2008
Get the muffled trumpetmug. A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble
by You're A Winner At The Buzzer June 2, 2007
Get the trumpeting penismug. by Malcolm Nicoll April 17, 2006
Get the Butt trumpetmug. by JP Golf Pro January 14, 2009
Get the Spunk Trumpetmug. While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.
Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!
by Ruck Diggity July 30, 2011
Get the THE CRUSTED TRUMPETmug.