shiny-trousered

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021

Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

trouser faced

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .

"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "

by GreenDust June 22, 2017

trouser squish

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.

"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"

by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010

trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes

you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes

by Martin thurston espreston esquire jean claude van elstan September 6, 2006

Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023