r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.

My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor

by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018

Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).

Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.

by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019

tractor punch

to punch a female in her Privates

she just got tractor punch approved!

by wrath.tishtosh August 22, 2010

Tractor pull

When 2 men tie the tips of their dicks to each others. Then try to pull the other across a predetermined distance. The winner usually gets awarded a wet handy from the looser.

Tom just lost the tractor pull. I bet Aaron is going to love the handy from Tom.

by Salad tosser 1.0 November 5, 2020

the Big Green Tractor

While you are giving your partner anal you push their legs so far behind her head that it dislocates her hips

“Yo what happened to you homie?”
“Nothing my homie just gave me the Big Green Tractor.”

by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy March 16, 2019

tart's tractor

A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.

She's all over the road in her tart's tractor.

by hackneydiv September 24, 2024

Tractor

An attractive man or woman who can pull anybody they desire.

I need to keep my girl away from that guy. He's such a tractor.

by jameswood132 November 10, 2025