by supabadd12 January 19, 2009
An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
by Owen D. October 14, 2008
by Nigroid Aper November 07, 2007
The towel placed between the pussy and the body of a male patron at a full nude strip club.
Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.
The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.
The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
"Ah shit man! I have a pussy stain on my lucky black dockers! My wife is going to be pissed!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"
"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"
"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
by WOD comish July 29, 2009
1. Sams stupid fucking towels no one is allowed to use
2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.
2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.
by Aries7777 January 12, 2017
A towel that someone and/or two people use to cleanup cum that is created when they masturbate and/or have sex.
by Mighty Thor 3 September 05, 2017
A cloth or wash rag with a slit cut into the center. A man would then slide his dick into the slit right before ejaculating. During ejaculation, the man would catch the semen with the excess material surrounding the slit.
This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.
Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).
This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.
Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).
Guy: Man, I have to head home.
Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?
Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel
Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.
Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?
Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel
Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.
by agent007ppk May 11, 2014