Toasty Hug

When you go to embrace a friend but instead vomit on them due to consuming too much alcohol the night before.

I'm still cleaning off the chunks from the toasty hug Cameron gave me.

by toastyhug May 5, 2023

Toasty God

A legendary toasty created by Claudia, not Caleb.

“Hey, wanna go get a toasty?” “Yes but only made by a toasty god..... Claudia??!!”

by Cloddle June 10, 2019

Toastie

A form of insult that arose from a misunderstanding with the purpose to replace “melt”

Person A - “You’re such a melt”

Person B - “Melt? Stfu you toastie”

by Toastiecreator July 10, 2023

Toasty

Being high as fuck

“Im so toasty.”

“Me too man.”

by Basee March 3, 2019

toasty gristle

When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.

I was feeling frisky while cooking with bae so we performed the toasty gristle.

by Lil Peabody January 26, 2015

cheese toastie

Probably some guy named Travis. He has reddish brown hair and a baby face and drives a rainbow bus and knows all the slurs. He's kinda cool but touches too much grass.

He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.

Pepsi > Cola

Oh you're calling cheese toastie? Tell him I said hi.

You guys are boring imma hang out with Travis.

by mady with two d's and an i November 2, 2023

Toasty Bag

A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.

"Are you going to give me a toasty bag later on?"

by kikikikiks January 20, 2019