Tijuana tex mex

When you shove drugs up your ass to get through the airport, right after going for Mexican food, and when the Mexican shits come, you end up firing the drugs all over the airport.

I was heading to Florida and got Tijuana tex Mex on the way.

by Turdmaster flash February 21, 2022

tijuana water slide

A sex act where three (allegedly) straight white men take turns performing oral sex on each other culminating in a triple Dutch Rudder while wearing Violent Gentlemen t-shirts

We thought Bob was going to a water park when h e said he was going to Mexico for the Tijuana Water Slide

by Daisy Rocket August 24, 2017

Tijuana Tow Truck

When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string

My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town

by Bath-time Toaster August 2, 2023

tijuana bubble bath

Coined by a member of Bay Area Rider's Forum in response to a post about how one member's jalapeno habit was giving him the shits.

The TBB is when someone sits in a tub or basin and is surrounded on all sides by others who bend over and proceed to spew high velocity diarrhea all over the person in the tub. Smelly, painful diarrhea like the kind that only eating lots of hot peppers will give you.

Person 1: "Dude, I ate so many jalapenos last night with my tacos."
Person 2: "Stay back, I don't want a Tijuana Bubble Bath."

by thatguywhoregisteredfor1word February 5, 2014

Tijuana fun box

Getting some strange in the dark back closet of a sleazy bar.

-Where did you go?
:Dude I just stumbled into a Tijuana fun box with some dirty blonde.
-Hell yeah!

by Roguecustoms July 23, 2013

tijuana taxicab ride

Perfermorning a connilingus on a co-ed with a melodorous vaginal cavity while on springbreak. The co-ed becomes so excited she excreets her Montazuma's revenge of diarehea on your neck, chest and facial area.

I just got back from spring break and got some wood carvings from a beach vendor a tijuana taxicab ride from a coed.
- Carson Daly

by Ray Mertens October 2, 2006

Tijuana belt buckle

Shoving the your balls above the top of your pants while keeping your penis below, exposing only the scrotum, preferably to distract an opponent or incite ridicule at the sake of his questionable sexuality.

I was playing beer pong and steve gave me the Tijuana belt buckle.

by garthvader13 December 22, 2010