Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint class. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!

by Bruce Slaypiece November 3, 2008

slut ticket

Noun.
1)a ticket given to a slut.

walking around in a tank top and shorts late at night, and a cop stops them and gives them a ticket for looking like a slut. The cop can give them a slut ticket.

by ladedaa March 4, 2009

Ticket Trauma

The state that arises when you are having a shit and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.

Derivative of Shit Ticket for toilet paper

Lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma

Had to jump in the shower after a shit today, i hate ticket trauma

by Belgiannurse June 12, 2011

douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

lottery ticket

A baby that is born to a unsuccessfull woman "baby mama" and a very rich man.

She gave birth to her lottery ticket yesterday

by bubblez1970 January 9, 2012

Train Tickets

Slang term for hits of acid

We need a dozen train tickets for the party Saturday.

by shit towne pat April 23, 2008