Zack Kim

A famous Korean musician Youtube star who plays double guitar. Zack Kim has almost 100 million views. He plays two guitars that make sounds as soon as you touch the strings and not if you pluck or strum them. Because his guitars do not require a second hand he is able to play a variety of tracks such as the Super Mario Bro's Theme Song, The Simpsons Theme Song, and other tracks that would normally require more instruments and people to preform. He has a recording contract in Australia and amazes everyone to the point of rage when he preforms.

Person 1: I saw Zack Kim play the Super Mario Bro's Theme Song. How the hell does he do that?
Person 2: Crazy Koreans...

by jlu950 June 02, 2011

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zacking off

Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.

Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?

Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.

Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?

Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.

Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?

Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.

by 6fingas December 26, 2009

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Zack Thomas

possibly one of the greatest middle linebackers in the NFL.with the dolphins since collage,and playes on wat used to be the greatest defence in the leage

man 1-yea!zack thomas just sacked chad pennington!
man 2-yea,but he plays better against the pats...

by the bitch fucker October 22, 2005

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