Yogurt Male

Truly the highest peak of which man can ever obtain, to be a yogurt male is to be a child molester while eating yogurt.

He loves molesting children he must be a yogurt male!
(better than sigma)

by gwsefesdffsdfsdf October 16, 2023

Strawberry Yogurt

When a girl has her first time and is bleeding while over flowing with sperm from her vagina

Charles: I never thought keely was a virgin
Mike : well shes not after she had a Strawberry Yogurt

by Yleek January 12, 2012

Yogurt Male

A part of the male hierarchy that is superior to alpha males and sigma males. Unlike sigma males, they only follow sigma rule #69, #420, and #666. They love yogurt, and always walk around with at least 5 yogurt cups. They may also bring frozen yogurt.

Pronounciation: YO-gurt Mail

That guy is holding a tub of yogurt! he must be a yogurt male.

by iCruncher March 16, 2022

Yogurt musket

A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.

Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.

While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.

by Schmitty1127 July 2, 2021

yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016

yogurt town

yogurt town means yo girl wants you to nut im her mouth leaving white stuff in her mouth aka yogurt town.

hey can you take me to yogurt town!!

by eatfeet January 1, 2021

Brown Yogurt

It's when a guy cums in a chicks ass and she pushes it out and he eats it

Hey sexy later when we fuck I'm gonna brown yogurt you

by Donald Trump'd June 15, 2016