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The Foley Theory

Idea 1. The idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.

Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!
Example: I have eatin a lean cuisine, now I am obligated to eat a Sam's club crate of Chocolate Fudge poptarts. The Foley Theory!
by Foleyism July 1, 2011
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Jaden's Theory

Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.
Jaden's Theory is better than 2 big asteroids colliding.
by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 8, 2020
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Rebound Theory

When you pull your boxer strap down bellow your balls to take a piss in a urinal and the strap comes back and slaps your balls resulting in extreme pain
The rebound theory really hit JJ hard, he couldn't walk for a week.
by Slick philosopher November 28, 2015
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Drew Theory

A natural phenomenon that occurs when someone with zero fine motor skills and an IQ that is well below average looks at another person or player and the other person or player. When this happens, the person or player that is being looked at’s IQ immediately drops by 100 points and all fine motor skills are lost. The player then becomes what is called a “bot”.
Drew looked at blitz and pulled a Drew theory and the blitz turned in to a bot
by Drew Theory Association September 21, 2018
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Music Theory

Something you learn so you can teach it to people who want to teach music theory to other people so they can teach it to more students and perpetuate the cycle.
Music Theory Teacher (On death bed): ....what have I done with my life? I feel empty inside....
Son: Music Theory
Music Theory Teacher: oh, tell the students to stop, oh my mistakes!
by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 17, 2018
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Theory-ruinner

A person who destroys a theory because of his/her messed up love life. This person is usually someone who thinks they're smart but they're NOT.
Sluggie just gave a useless reason to destroy my theory. SUCH a theory-ruinner
by Anti-Slugosoculous April 30, 2010
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Exit Theory

An excerpt from the Pavement song "All My Friends".
Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."

Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."
by entrancetheory April 6, 2013
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