Prepearing the thanksgiving feast

The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.

Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.

by WalterTar November 25, 2024

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Thanksgiving Day Parade

Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).

Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

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thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food

jesse roe is a thanksgiving day turkey

by BBLSLAYER6969 January 23, 2025

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Thanksgiving recovery

The day after thanksgiving where men need to eat but all the food is gone so they eat ass instead

Josh needed to recover from thanksgiving so he called Stacy over to fix his thanksgiving recovery

by Joshhill14 November 29, 2019

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Thanksgiving Day

The day where you sacrifice a turkey

Person 1: Hey Dude Happy Thanksgiving Day!
Person 2: Happy Turkey Sacrifice Day To You Too!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Thanksgiving Day is basically the day where you sacrifice a turkey.

by That one tall chick named Rae November 19, 2019

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