matthew

matthew can sometimes be an ass. matthew can sometimes be a great friend. matthew does not understand the art or puns. matthew is not as funny as he thinks he is, but he is still funny. matthew is supposed to be with any girl specifically one named mariana.

wow matthew and mariana would look great together

by lmao its me bitch January 30, 2017

Matthew

The most perfect guy there is to be. Has a great personality. He is always there for you when you need him, and also a great helper and wants what’s best for you, even if that is really him. He is kind, gentle and loving. Great in bed, his package is just the right size, sometimes even too big to handle but he puts it to good use. In a word, he’s perfect and the best out there. Everybody wants a Matthew

I’m going out with Matthew tomorrow

by Gg.Maraj September 25, 2018

Matthew

Follow Instagram @matt.folkman_

Follow it (matthew) now @matt.folkman_

by Lil poor guy December 19, 2016

Matthew

Is very sweet and funny guy. Most Matthews will have dirty blonde hair with ocean blue eyes. They are very easy to fall for and always make u laugh even though there is nothing funny to laugh about. You can always share things with them and trust them. Will be the best boyfriend/ guy friend. They are alway very sporty and have an amazing body. They love music and always have a new song to listen to.

A: OMG Matthew is so kind
P: And hawt

by Hehehe@[e-mail] March 2, 2019

Matthew

A usually nice kid but is kinda gay

damn he is such a matthew

by Genesis__ September 30, 2019

Matthew

A guy with fuckin massive cock that penetrates chicks everywhere.

Holy shit Matthew penetrater me

by Matthew,, November 14, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is the charming lad that would be the one to be crying out his own name during sex. He has six greasy sausage toes on his middle foot and uses his sausage toes to strum his crusty guitar. he would also be the one to excuse, bless himself, and announce he is welcome after sneezing. Matthews often like to write poems and make juicy excruciating noises when getting out of bed in the mornings. They normally have a fetish for girls that have hairy inner-ears. Matthews are extremely funny and will always answer a question or statement with another question. They also tend to use the words sketchy, gnarley, juicy, moist, crevice, and bruh, when thirsty for the booty.

Matthew: *sneezes* Excuse me, Bless me, I'm welcome.

by SheerSteez November 16, 2014