One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008
Get the Liberalsmug. A political view that supports larger government and higher taxation. General political tactics include censorship and violence.
Liberals believe you should be able to poop on the street but straws should be illegal.
Liberals should have the same weather they work hard or not at all.
Liberals should have the same weather they work hard or not at all.
by reasonable person 888585858588 September 8, 2020
Get the Liberalmug. "I don't want another liberal running our country."
"Define liberal."
"A left winger."
"What's a left winger?"
"A liberal."
"If liberal ideas were actually supported, we'd see moral and economic growth nationwide."
"What do you mean liberal ideas?"
"Economic and social justice!"
"That's vague. I think you mean everything you'll defend to the bone in a YouTube comments section."
"... yeah, so...?"
"Define liberal."
"A left winger."
"What's a left winger?"
"A liberal."
"If liberal ideas were actually supported, we'd see moral and economic growth nationwide."
"What do you mean liberal ideas?"
"Economic and social justice!"
"That's vague. I think you mean everything you'll defend to the bone in a YouTube comments section."
"... yeah, so...?"
by Fibermonster December 27, 2020
Get the Liberalmug. Idiots who say conservatives are members of the “KKK” when the whole civil rights movement was by republicans, because the current president was pressured to support the movement, those liberals don’t care about freedom! Abraham Lincoln was a big influence on MLK, and he was a republican.
by NopeYesNoYesYeah October 31, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug. The american version of communists, overly sensitive, hypocritical man-children that have the balls to think they can successfully run our country, while completely disreguarding all logic, research and reasoning in order to "Make the U.S.A a better place!"
"Man, the liberals took over the country, I bet you 5 dollars it takes 5 days for half the country to explode... no, wait, 3 days!"
by Le epic man who is cool I gues January 10, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug. Originally meaning citizens who strive for better change/ or to make a change in government or politics. After 2016 it took a complete different meaning for a citizen to forget all meaning, and to change the American president(in support of women or minorities mostly).
A party that's suprisingly not mattered whatsoever through Donald Trump's presidential term.
A party that's suprisingly not mattered whatsoever through Donald Trump's presidential term.
Dang dude, just go to work and don't get anymore upset about the color of that hamster, you liberal.
by Sadlytrue92 February 15, 2020
Get the Liberalmug. A dumb ass bitch of a man child who can't decide what gender they are and say they "love" everyone but in reality they hate anyone who doest support their agenda
by thebigboiwholovesgoats January 10, 2021
Get the Liberalmug.