Hummer drummer

It's when you put a hammer up someone's ass

D- *doing something annoying*

K- "if you don't stop I'll give you a hummer drummer"

by Fartjiggler24 January 12, 2025

summer hummer

A person who relishes the summer months.

I think summer is even better than spring break. I guess I'm a major summer hummer.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

silver hummer

When an elderly person with silver hair gives you a blowjob

Have you ever gotten a silver hummer?

by 1rand0m February 03, 2024

Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 24, 2013

sky hummer

A sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the American national anthem

I sky hummered the shit out of that plane!

by StretchDude November 15, 2016

Wasp Hummer

When a woman gives a man a BJ while poking him in the taint with a finger as he moves her arms in a flapping motion as fast as he can.

Last night she gave him a Wasp Hummer and I heard it was the best he ever had.

by Momokat January 21, 2025

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 09, 2011