Of course on a horse

Used to express disbelief.

"I have severe depression"-Tej

"Of course on a horse"-Yusuf

by Tej belkabar March 14, 2019

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

fallen off of my course

Lost focus

Boy: I really think I need to be alone. I've fallen off of my course for sure.

by Yetje April 9, 2017

Outta-Course

The opportunity before intercourse where a dude gets all face sticky, having to get her off knowing the one-pump-chump move won’t bring her back for seconds.

Matt: Hey Bryne, sit on my face....intetcourse isn’t going to bring you back for more but outta-course will.
Bryne: ***sits on face***

#mistasista #jameojacklaundry

by DURB March 9, 2018

Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Flopstacle Course

A scattering of cats on a cool tile floor in a narrow pathway on a very hot day.

I had to run the flopstacle course on my way to the kitchen.

by roswtr August 17, 2020