Crappy Cafe

An ownerless cafe, where they serve no food or drink.

"You wanna head to the Crappy Cafe?"-Maksym
"Nah dude, that place sucks."- Edu
"We are no longer friends."-Maksym

by The Virgin Queen March 3, 2021

Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.

Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012

Cafe crush

A person you fantasize about or have feelings for because you talk to them frequently at your local coffee shop.

"Look, there's Mark in line." "Oh, the guy from the coffee shop?" "Yeah, my cafe crush."

by Lexi1991 March 30, 2025

Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition

My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee

by April fools Carson April 1, 2021

Bubble Cafe

Roblox cafe game. It is one of the best groups out there. Better then the shitty Frappe. -Lego

Has anyone played Bubble cafe. It is much better then Frappe

by Ilegolas2 November 12, 2017

The Social Cafe

A central location for entrepreneurs and business individuals. Usually those who visit The Social Cafe tend to have extremely creative minds and an innovative spirit.

I swear all entrepreneurs know how to do is eat, sleep and go to The Social Cafe.

by ncass November 28, 2021

Cafe Women

Cafe woman was a popular phrase used in the 1940's thru the 1980's for a loose woman in the African American community that frequented clubs and cafe's that played blues music from a juke box. She was a woman that hung out in such establishments usually drunk or drinking. She was normally scantily dressed, with a top on that was too small for her breast. They are very loud when they talked, ill manners and would carry assorted weapons like a knife, small pistol or a straight razor in their bra or purse. They normally come to the club alone of with another cafe woman.

Cafe women are sexually loose and loud women that get drunk and hang out in blues cafes.

"Terry's sister was dressed like a cafe woman with her breast all out. I smelled alcohol on her breath, and when she leaned forward to pick up the keys she dropped, a straight razor fell out from between her breasts!!!"

by 82663 January 1, 2022