wombat

green flying rodent

The wombat crawled out of it's den.

by Morgana Montroe February 22, 2019

Wang Wombat

Usually encountered in a night club, a women looking to get laid, or a nice girl that is actually a closet freak.

Man, that Kelly is a real wang wombat. She was rubbing her legs together the whole time you were talking to her!

by FerndaleTom March 9, 2011

Wombat

A person (often male) who perceives themself as soft and adorable as well as quirky and random. These people are typically morbidly obese and often reflect their short comings onto others. They tend to view any disagreement as being either racial or homophobic.

Wow, r/askreddit is full of wombats, get them the fuck out!

by jaden_thunder_balls September 19, 2021

Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.

D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?

by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012

to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.

I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!

by CmdBanana June 10, 2024

Gully wombat

To knock someone out with a single punch

James: "I saw Josh Warrington once at headingley stadium, I thought he was going to gully wombat me"

"Did you see that fight last night?"
"Yeah, he gave him a right gully wombat"

by Mhlds March 24, 2021

Wombatism

The Godly group on discord where the members wear a wombat Profile picture which is a wombat and put their about me to "Join Wombatism" each member has a giant pp and a big brain

convert to wombatism or I blow up this whole building

by Wombatism January 3, 2022