rookie trooper

he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more

sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"

by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023

dirt trooper

White Dudes that only date black people make or female.

“Hey did you hear Trevor went Dirt Trooper all up in Jamal’s pooper? “
“Doesn’t surprise me at all you know his sister is a Mudshark. “

by Provolone421 September 16, 2020

crayon trooper

A word used to describe army leftovers

Byee why Dee a crayon trooper

by aixani January 26, 2022

aerial assault trooper

Aerial assault trooper is one of the og fortnite skins that was released in 2017 and all the simps want it along with the renegade raider

Simp: oh crap there is a aerial assault trooper!

by Xl Timmys mom Xl December 21, 2020