An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.
by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007

a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.
That saber tooth is on the prowl.
That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.
That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.
by raven888 September 8, 2009

Someone that appears totally normal until they open their mouth, unleashing the spooky tooth. It's usually yellow, festered out and gangly; and usually sticks out in odd places along the gumline.
"I was all ready to give Amanda the sausage last night, until she smiled. Then a big, scary spooky tooth popped out and sent me running for the hills. I thought it was gonna reach out and strangle me."
by Scotty Smith November 18, 2007

by thug4life September 28, 2002

An akward, often ugly, person who sticks out of a crowd or group of people like a crooked tooth out of someones mouth.
by Taylor William Hilmoe March 17, 2009

Metaphor describing a phenomenon that is inherently painful or repulsive, but from which the spectator can't turn away -- it's as compelling as sucking a tooth socket that recently had a tooth in it.
"Worst. Play. Ever."
"Why did you stay?"
"It was a like sucking a tooth that had just been removed -- I knew it was awful and would stay awful, but I just couldn't stop watching."
"Why did you stay?"
"It was a like sucking a tooth that had just been removed -- I knew it was awful and would stay awful, but I just couldn't stop watching."
by al-in-chgo July 7, 2014
