yellow sloth

an asian persons dick who gets erect very slow and is almost microscopic and is very ugly.
Girl "oh my god that kid Deng has such an ugly and small dick'
Friend "i cant believe you fucked a guy with a yellow sloth"
by mama llama asian dingle January 24, 2012
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Pada-sloth

Jaredus padaleckius or the Giant Pada-Sloth, is an example of charismatic megafauna, a term that refers to large animals that have widespread popular appeal.

The Pada-sloth gets its name from one the seven deadly sins.
by pada-sloth luvr June 30, 2009
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Sloppy Sloth

When a man or a woman lies on there back, puts their hands and feet in the air and simultaneously delivers a hand job and foot job to two male partners. If done correctly it should resemble a sloth climbing on a branch.
Helen gave a sloppy sloth to the captains of the football team
by ark builder March 25, 2014
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Cock sloth

a slutty female that is very permiscuious, and or often seen swinging from one or many penises.
Did you smash again? Damn, that girl's a cock sloth.

Everytime she comes around, she's hangin all over me.
I know she's such a cock sloth.
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slaggy sloth

Always a slut. Probably wears too much make-up. Definitely wears tops that droop so low at the front they're a potential trip hazard. These people are not too be asked out. Even if they are hot. It is a certainty they will dump you within the next week or so, but depending on the amount of slagginess possibly the next 24 hours.
Dude 1: Hey dude taylor dumped me
Dude 2: What a shame but at least you asked out that new gal
Dude 1: That was taylor
Dude 2:What a slaggy sloth....
by Thegingermanwithaplan November 08, 2013
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stoner sloth

An Australian smoker. Most commonly seen in their anti-marijuana commercials.
by AvocadoSwag December 30, 2015
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Shaves the Sloth

a person, place, thing or action that is a TOTAL waste of time... boring! an obstruction of fun. A social obstacle. LAME!
A party pooper.
"I get on with Mrs. So-In-So alright, but her husband sure Shaves the Sloth!"
by winksie December 22, 2011
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