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Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
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Fruit Slinger

Something you call someone in Animal Jam when you have a homophobic slur to say and the chat system filters it out.
"Fruit Slinger, Fruit Slinger!!"

"Are those 3 year olds calling me fruity and slurs?" Said the little gay boy.
by The One True Material Gworl October 7, 2022
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Sunday Slinger

When someone (or you) takes a shit in someone else's dryer, then proceeds to leave with the machine on heat cycle.

Additional; Courtesy Slinger: Remove the dryer vent to allow the dryer air to vent into the house.
Bro! It smells like some hot shit in your house!

-Dude, I think someone just gave you a Sunday Slinger! Your dryer is full of dry hot shit!
by CherryDaddy June 11, 2024
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slinger

Colloquial name for a woodchipper, used primarily in California’s Central Valley.
Five fingers, itching my balls. Four in the slinger, what do you call a bad accident?”
by Obama Chungus June 11, 2022
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Boom Slingers Theme Song OST

One of the best songs out there, better than any Kpop song, it never gets old, it is such a bop
by RoseRed669 January 23, 2023
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Sushi Slinger

Someone who loves to eat sushi so much that they sling it down their throat. Potentially derogatory.
Karrie loves sushi so much, she’s practically a sushi slinger!
by woodsman16 February 11, 2023
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Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.
Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.
by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022
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