24 scale

a scale used to determine how hot a member of the opposite sex is (or the same sex if you swing that way). it goes as follows - you have to say how much of a 24 (of beer, dumbass) you would have to drink to fuck someone, or they would have to drink to fuck you. the scale is all about comparing yourself to the person. 0 would be neutral, a + number would be for a person you are hotter than, and a - number would be for someone hotter than you. so rosie odonnell would be a 22 and someone like elisha cuthbert would be a -22. and if you are really extreme you would say someone takes a keg if they are really that bad.

damn that girl is fine, i'd say she is about a -12/

by the December 11, 2004

Fish-scale

90% pure cocaine

"dude i got some bomb fish-scale"

by Scott Tabor January 19, 2012

bitch scale

the scale of how bitch a person is being in a day.

danielle is being a 10 on the bitch scale today.

by p0m February 12, 2009

Dragon Scale

Using a scale of 1 through 10 dragons (sometimes 11 or 12 in extreme cases) based on how bizarre something or a situation is. Dragon weirdness was first conceived in Starsky and Hutch in the jail house scene when Will Ferrell tells Starsky and Hutch that things may get really weird, "2 dragons."

Andrew: You see that tall blond over there with that midget?
Jenny: They liked to be called little people.
Andrew: Whatever, that's at least 11 dragons.
Jenny: Nah, I say it's no more than 9 dragons on the dragon scale.

by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007

Hurns Scale

Unofficial name for the Scale of Hurns.

Please see The Scale of Hurns entry for the real definition of the Hurns Scale, and not that bullshit that's already on here.

by not {pole} July 3, 2008

The kinky scale

A scale starting from vanila to like proper chains and whips shit. 1 -10...1 being just missionary...10 he needs a fucking leesh

Wow he’s about an 8 on the kinky scale
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He’s like 2 he’s into a few things but not much

by Iwanttofuckforaliving October 15, 2018

Douche Scale

the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.

1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.

(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)

11 - 20: Average Guy.

(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)

21 - 30: Douchemuffin.

(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)

31 - 40: Douchemeister.

(annoying, but a little amusing.)

41 - 50: Doucheface.

(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)

51 - 60: Douchebag.

(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)

61 - 70: Douchemonkey.

(harasser, troll, mild player.)

71 - 80: Douchenozzle.

(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)

81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)

(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)

91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.

(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)

Notes:

1 - 50 = tolerable.

51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.

**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.

She used the Douche Scale to rate him as an 80, a Douchenozzle.

by kitten_taters :) November 3, 2010