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Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.
You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"
by Hackpwn July 6, 2021
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Mexican Rodeo

The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.
Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?

Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.

He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.
by Meme Dealer9001 March 20, 2022
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rhinestone rodeo

fancy western attire only worn by a bronc, mariachi band member, or pageant contestant; often accented with fringe, rhinestones, sequins, and/or heavy embroidery.
My bronc neighbor plays cumbia music in the driveway and is always dressed in rhinestone rodeo clothes.
by Sunny Southern Cali Bunny February 9, 2010
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rodeo dentistry

When a dentist is trying to work on a (non sedated) kid, but they are squirming and bucking around like a wild horse. Has the potential to be a safety issue.
Dentist: Oh no, it's the Smith's kid. Last time we saw him, it turned into rodeo dentistry, maybe I'll suggest nitrous or sedation to the parents
by BKT123 October 12, 2017
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Pendejo Rodeo

A group of idiots unified in the purpose of sowing discord and chaos.
It's Monday morning, let's get this pendejo rodeo started. Andalay!
by kill9all May 11, 2023
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Rodeo Hoe

A white trash, redneck girl. She usually is wearing cowboy boots, short-shorts, and pink camo. She uses slang from the south and hangs around boys with rusty trucks. She's alot of fun for one night but not girlfriend material because she cant hold a conversation and has the IQ of a broken stick.
"That girl is a rodeo hoe."
"Man..there's alot of rodeo hoes in here."
by CRenn September 29, 2018
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rodeo rat

A small town girl at a rodeo who is dressed provocative and has been rode more times then a bull.
That girl is hot but I can tell she been rode more then the bull. She a rodeo rat.
by Forpaxe January 28, 2019
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