Fart-Rod

when you do a girl up the ass and she farts on your dick

your mom gave me a fart rod

by nigger hating homo April 21, 2003

k-rod

The best closer in the world- Francisco Rodriguez.
Known for his high Strikeout-to-walk ratio and his ability to close out all the ball games.

K-rod saves the Angels again.

by sstefan April 19, 2008

dill rod

dumb ass,shit for brains

that boy is a dill rod

by big turd August 8, 2007

ground rod

A boring lifeless person who sucks the energy out of everyone around him or her.

Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?
A: I had to dead her, she's a ground rod!

by anonymouschic April 14, 2011

Tripod Rod

A nickname for Colts kicker Rodrigo Blankenship.

Did you see tripod rod kick the ball with his massive dick?

by King tripod January 7, 2021

Salami Rod

A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.

John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.

That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.

by CaptainSoap March 31, 2015

goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water

I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.

by Eddybear12 September 25, 2010