Poof Monger

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites at the bubbles

Brandon J is a Poof Monger.

by Bossman241524 March 12, 2020

Het-a-poof

Heterosexual male equivalent to fag-bangle. IE. A straight man who hangs out with gays and provides 'het-help', like opening jars, chopping wood, or lighting barbecues.

"Dude is Joe a faggot now? He's been around those Ket-a-poofs a hell of a lot"

"Nah man he's just their Het-a-poof"

"Fuck that's gay"

by James St. Jones June 22, 2007

poofy poof

A large poof of hair on top of someones head.

Yo Fergie has the biggest poofy poof ever.
Did you see that girls poofy poof, its higher then the ceiling.

by Poof expert October 22, 2007

poon poof

The expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse. A vaginal fart. More commonly known as a queef.

No joke, when I pulled out, she poon poofed for literally 5 seconds.

by HEINS 57 June 29, 2011

Poof Pop

Colloquilism: For Alcopop. Used To descripe A sugary drink with a low alcohol content when it is being drunk by men. Called so because it is assumed a man drinking this drink is a Poof due to the assumption that they can't handle a real drink.

"What are you drinking Poof Pops for?"

by Leigh Edwards February 13, 2006

Coochie Poof

When a lady has an over-sized pubic bush and is visible through their bathing suit bottoms and/or underwear

That fat lady over there has a coochie poof.

by d@v!d June 03, 2008

Deer Poof

The poop of a mammel that has hoofs, the males have antlers, and belongs to the family Cervidae.

My dog eats deer poof.

by Krista November 30, 2004