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Mango Cat

Mango cat is a popular Instagram artist best known for her smooth animation style. She is also the future overlord of heaven and hell and will rule this dimension with an iron fist. She is also very kind, caring, and beautiful.
“Mango cat is my favorite artist”
“Mango cat left mangoes under my Christmas tree last night
“Mango cat took over the government
by Anon 3598 October 8, 2019
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Mango Loco

Dude I hit the Powerade button on the vending machine and it gave me Mango Loco what the fuck
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Couch Mango

A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.

Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.

Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.
by Nafftastic January 18, 2013
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Mango Bombing

The act of throwing a rotting mango at someone or something, leaving an explosion of rotten mango behind.Works best in a fast moving car or golf cart and with a very squishy mango for maximum explosiveness.
"Bro, want to go mango bombing?"
"I was walking today and these stupid teenagers mango bombed me!!"
by Puddinator July 8, 2012
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Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)
"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."
by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020
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Portuguese Mango

‘Have you been on Twitter and seen that incredible tweet from Portuguese Mango?’
by OakleyT_ On Twitter February 23, 2021
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Mango lassi

When you're raw dogging a girl and she pees while your fucking and as she's pissing you bust a nut
Made some mango lassi last night and I put it in a cup and told my mrs's mum it was juice and she drank it
by Bigdaddymamba February 1, 2022
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