Big lang lang

Skinny white boys with big fat cocks.

"Zach has a big lang lang"

by JessiGuth October 7, 2022

lang

Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…

hey lang
god my name is fucking kairos
shut up lang
MY NAME ISNT LANG

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

Lang

Someone who got swag

Look at him he so lang.

by Funer May 17, 2022

Bubby Lang

A massive specimen of a human being typically referring to a 6th grade male.

Omg did you see Bubby Lang he ate more beef then iltaun!

by POOBISFARD May 23, 2022

The Lang

Getting “The Lang” is to receive a crushing body slam or ass whooping.

I was acting like a little bitch so this big guy gave me The Lang me onto the pavement.

by PlacidoRules October 28, 2021

The Lang

Getting “The Lang” is to receive a crushing body slam or ass whooping.

I was acting like a little bitch so this big guy gave me The Lang me onto the pavement.

by PlacidoRules October 28, 2021

lang dangly

Longer word for 'lanky'

Izzy: Mackenzie and her... Lang Dangly ass boyfriend

by HelloItsEko May 19, 2021