John

Most John’s are sluts

Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut

by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023

John

Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom

Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451

by CumYum April 19, 2022

John

A nice fellow with a fat ass and a leather jacket. John is nice but can be a bit of an asshole when you ask for sex. He says no almost everytime. He is always a white male.

Me: That guy has a fat ass.
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah

by 5ive3Gaming February 5, 2019

John

John will confront anyone anywhere. He has no fear. He will point blank make you see the truth of any situation. A real gentle man. Honest, loyal, faithful, devoted and dedicated he is one in a million. A john will put his lovers feelings first, sacrificing his own to make sure she is happy. A john is a ladies man because many women will be attracted to him. He is a heartbreaker, cause he will break the hearts of other women cause they cant have him cause he will forever remain faithful to the one he has chosen to give his love to. A john wont have many friends cause he is truthful and most people dont like to hear the truth having a john in your life is a gift. if you can handle what he says to you, which is truth then keep him as a friend or lover

That woman is lucky did you see john open her door now you dont see that often these days

by Mychellee frasher January 5, 2022

John

John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!

Johnnnn

by Fjjdnxhxhxhx June 8, 2019

John

Funny,Tryhard,Gets Mad Easily,Great Person,Perfect Personality,

John is an Imperfect Perfection

by CrackedSimp March 20, 2021

John

The hottest man alive. He is a big brain boy and love minecraft and terrraria. All the women love, including your mom, and he is amazing. He is super cool and is amazing.

I love that John

by epicgamer07 December 23, 2020