gutter grandeur

Hood rich, ghetto fab but with less Validity

He’s makin big moves & bought a new whip, gutter grandeur just beams from the cherry red leather interior

by Adolph Leery March 29, 2020

gutter twink

Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.

Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.

Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.

by cystophora May 11, 2018

gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.

Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.

by bb714 February 8, 2015

gutter spare

When your bowling ball falls into the gutter, but still manages to get a spare. Usually when only one of the 7 or 10 pins are left standing from the previous frame.

I got 9 pins on the first ball, then I threw a gutter spare.

Person A: Did you see that? The ball rocked so far in the gutter that it clipped the 7 pin and I got a spare.
Person B: Yeah, dude! Nice gutter spare!

by Overregularizer October 15, 2021

Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

Hangin gutter

A man unzips his pants and let’s his limp dick hang out of the front of his pants.

Did you see Ed he was hangin gutter

by Murriden April 1, 2021

gutter mole

N; Someone who is continuously speaking perverted, normally using comments made by someone else to spark their dirtyness. (derived from the phrase "mind in the gutter")

Person 1: I'd really like a hot dog right now.
Person 2: I gotta hot dog for ya.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a gutter mole.

by turds12 August 14, 2008