Eli

A big black Jewish Nigger that calls kids a bowling ball but he looks like yoga ball and he takes fat 13 inch cocks in his butthole

Dude Tyler jones is such a Eli

by Gantard November 26, 2017

Ely

The briefest of inklings that all is not well. Things could still be turn out to be OK but usually get a shitload worse.

"Hey Jasper, I've just had a major ely dude, have you seen the hamster since I gave the tumble a whirl?"

by Rumpo Kid July 14, 2004

Eli

not wanted by anyone not suppose to be born and not worth being born and when older will have daddy issues and turn gay

that jacket is so eli

by blahblah9 February 3, 2010

Eli

A sexy man with the best hair biggest dick ever what a lady’s man

That is a sexy eli

by Monica😉 November 6, 2017

Eli

An annoying bitch who likes dreams of fuking girls.

Omg it's Eli

by You! Sup! May 29, 2016

Eli

He’s a dick that should go away for ever!He doesn’t know how to treat a girl he will break your heart so don’t date him!!!

Person#1 He sucks

Person#2 He must be a eli

by The salad person June 3, 2020

Eli

Best person ever in the history of the universe. He's awesome man

"Eli's my favourite person ever"

by anonymous June 3, 2023